August 22, 2005
Pink Locker Room
A news item:
Iowa City, Ia. - You wonder what Bo Schembechler would say, assuming he regained consciousness.
The sole refuge is two waist-level drinking fountains, cold and silver, floating like pinballs on the head of a strawberry shake. Aside from that, the new visitors' locker room at Kinnick Stadium is Barbie's Dream House on acid, a pastel nightmare. You feel naked without a little dog in one arm and a handbag in the other.
Pink walls. Pink stalls. Pink seats. Pink ceiling. Pink carpet. Pink urinals.
Of course there's an Arizona sheriff who dresses prisoners in pink underwear and striped uniforms.
Hat tip: Southern Appeal
Posted by E. Frank Stephenson at 01:34 PM in
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